Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.