You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?