All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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