so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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