i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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