that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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