my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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