Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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