did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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