is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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