I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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