Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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