She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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