So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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