hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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