Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha

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(407): View more from Florida

I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.

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(850): View more from Florida

Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3

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(860): View more from Connecticut

in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore

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(989): View more from Michigan

My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war

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(410): View more from Maryland

My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?

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(631): View more from New York

does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits

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(703): View more from Virginia

That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.

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