She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance