pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.