She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover