i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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