oh god the rape fog is back!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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