Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
me + whiskey = a bad person
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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