With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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