I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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