Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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