come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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