you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
