I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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