You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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