is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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