oh god the rape fog is back!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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