I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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