if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
are you so shy because you have an std?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You may now shotgun with the bride
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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