i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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