can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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