Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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