So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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