does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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