as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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