I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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