She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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