I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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