If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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