I CAN MOONWALK!
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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