mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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