if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
did you just send me my own nude
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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