Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
a search helicopter?!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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