Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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