She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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