I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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