thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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