This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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