How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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