At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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