nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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