spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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