Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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