garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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