talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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