you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It's never too late to be topless.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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