Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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