I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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