Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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