I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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